Pontificate

What on earth is their to say? I'm hardly going to waste time writing reams upon reams of self-centred rubbish.

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Community Stats: Level 5 Blank Slate; Normal Whistle; Ranked as Civilian

Finish Chapter 3 25 Points Finish all the levels in Chapter 3! Medal Stats.

Get a multiplier higher than 50 50 Points Build up your multiplier higher than 50! Medal Stats.

Finish Chapter 2 25 Points Complete all the levels in Chapter 2! Medal Stats.

Finish Chapter 1 25 Points Complete all the levels in Chapter 1! Medal Stats.

Kill everyone 10 Points 3 star a level Medal Stats.

HIYA!!!!!! 5 Points Kill your enemy Medal Stats.

National Treasure 10 Points We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence.... Medal Stats.

Harvey Wallbanger 10 Points Beat the game with Beth. Medal Stats.

Illumination 50 Points Beat the game without using the secret. Medal Stats.

Sleeping in 5 Points Rest before you need to. Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 55 (From 11 different games.)